Would You Care to Rephrase That?

It's natural to romanticize things.

There is this thing at work called "curbside."

Basically, you have to stand outside for an hour, and check in the kids that get dropped off on the curb.  No one ever wants to do it because there are the occasional 20 minute breaks between kids getting dropped off and it can get rather dull.  But I actually like it.  It's a great time to think or pray or figure out how I'm going to survive taking a bunch of 6 and 7 year olds bowling.

When it's that early, the morning is still cool and you feel like you are the first person feeling the breeze on your face.  The other day when I was assigned curbside, I sat there and watched this bird pick a worm out of the ground.  I thought about the phrase "the early bird gets the worm" and how gross that metaphor seems while actually watching it in progress.  It should be "the early bird gets to feel the first breeze of the day."  Or "the early bird gets to watch the sun get up to where it sits in the sky."  Or "the early bird gets to watch their husband or wife quietly sleep beside them."  Or maybe even "the early bird gets first dibs on the best cereal."

Maybe I'm just romanticizing waking up early, but I have to stay sane somehow, right?  

Camp Rock

 It's natural to start again.

Ahhhh.


It's good to be back.
I have no excuse for my long absence, other than the unplanned series of events in my life that have occupied my thoughts, rendering me unable to write anything but poetry. Bad poetry.

But fear not, I am back. Back in black, as they say.

I am back and I am employed. Surprised? You should be. After last summer's infamous "My dad threw me out of the house and refused to let me back in until I found a job" day, which ended with "Dad please let me back in the house on account of no one is hiring because we are in an economic recession and I think I'm going to have a heat stroke out here under the hot Carolina sun" hour; I decided to start earlier this year. You know, to avoid homelessness and having to pay for college on my own. Also to limit the risk of a heat stroke.

I work at a Summer Safari Program, which is a day camp for kids ages 5 to 11 at Crooked Creek Park.  It is also nothing at all like Camp Rock.

  Working at a camp I suppose makes me a camp counselor, which allows me to do two things;

1) Carry a walkie talkie around
2) Feel really old

I remember every camp counselor I ever had. There was Hope, with the long curly hair with a fellow camp-counselor-boyfriend with an even longer and curlier beard.
There was Reba, the crazy redhead who didn't shave her legs. There was Jessica, Weston, Julianne, and Spencer (who would constantly play/sing "Idiot Boyfriend" by Jimmy Fallon in the church vans). I say all this to say, its quite strange actually being one and not looking up to one.

Getting out of bed in the morning is incredibly difficult. Morning shift is like waking up for school, except no late Wednesdays. I punch in and I punch out. I wear a name tag. It's very "working girl" and sophisticated. I don't expect my younger readers to understand.

There are two parts of work I like.

The first part is called "The Kids."

Even though the days are long and hot and sticky and sometimes difficult, I can hardly help but smile when I see my kids. I work with 6 and 7 year old boys most of the time. Yesterday, to kill some down-time, I suggested we play telephone. I started the game with "I like my scrambled eggs with peanut butter" and at the end of the game it ended up being "Miss Natalie is hot." Never play telephone with 6 year old boys.

The second part I like is called "Pay check."

This one is pretty self explanatory.